juicy fruit

bananas are awesome.

its peel is such a convenient packaging that you could easily uncover with your hands. i can just chuck a piece in my bag and pull it out when ready. no need for knives or spoons, as i would need for avocados, kiwis or mangoes. the posh ones will use a fork. more power to them. i just eat bananas like a primate.

its sweetness is the only fruit flavor i truly like. none of the tartness of citrus fruits. perhaps because i have easily accessible fresh water, i have no need for the juiciness of watermelons, grapes or peaches. i'm only a fan of other fruits when they're in desserts like mango graham cakes, blueberry pies or apple streusels.

papayas are perhaps more practical because of its papain content, but its smell simply reminds me of my massive shits when i eat a crap ton of them. maybe it's just me. i never asked people if they toilets smelled of papayas.

technically tomatoes are fruits, but i won't consider fruits that aren't sweet. yeah sure, i'll use tomatoes as much as i could in savory dishes or even as a side dish in filipino breakfasts or mediterranean meals.

but neither of them are bananas.

bananas are my favorite fruit. bananas are awesome.

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