eat me henger

bananas are awesome. its peel is such a convenient packaging that you could easily uncover with your hands. i can just chuck a piece in my bag and pull it out when ready. no need for knives or spoons, as i would need for avocados, kiwis or mangoes. the posh ones will use a fork. more power to them. i just eat bananas like a primate. its sweetness is the only fruit flavor i truly like. none of the tartness of citrus fruits. perhaps because i have easily accessible fresh water, i have no need for the juiciness of watermelons, grapes or peaches. i'm only a fan of other fruits when they're in desserts like mango graham cakes, blueberry pies or apple streusels. papayas are perhaps more practical because of its papain content, but its smell simply reminds me of my massive shits when i eat a crap ton of them. maybe it's just me. i never asked people if they toilets smelled of papayas. technically tomatoes are fruits, but i won't consider fruits that aren't sweet. yeah sure

i can't imagine being a fan of jesus christ. if we put all fictional and historical figures in one huge pantheon, i think jesus will drown in the roster of more charismatic figures. nowadays, there are so many contemporary figures we can look up to that seems to make jesus obsolete. girls are in love with kpop idols and kids want to be one of the avengers. i'm not an expert in fandom, they all must have different reasons for worshipping these characters. probably their competence, heroism or aesthetic allure. we try to imitate the outward expression of our idols - what they wear, how they speak, how they act. sometimes, when available, we even sympathize with their internal struggles - the odds overcame, the steady stream of setbacks, their future fears. everyone in the pantheon of fictional and historical figures all inspire awe. and if the metric for worship-worthy is the level of awe they inspire, then modern-day figures blow jesus christ out of the water. people constantly